Definitions by Not-Bean

Gravity Jizz

When ejaculating from an appreciable higher location, such as the second floor, into a recipients face vessel at a lower location.

My boy Dan just saw his ex, and his wife is pissed. She’s the one where he gravity jizzed between the railing spindles into her mouth from the second floor. Legend.

Gravity Jizz by Not-Bean January 7, 2026

Dip a Mindi 

When sitting on a public restroom toilet and evacuating a long piece of fecal matter that reaches the water, and abruptly frightened by someone knocking on the door such that you retract the entire turd back into your body.

"I was dropping the longest deuce ever when some jack-ass started kicking the door down and made me dip a mindi!"

Dip a Mindi by Not-Bean August 19, 2008