Falcon punch

A uber-powerful punch that will smear anyone hit by it across the wall and is so powerful that it can bend space fabric time or whatever and to make it even better is occasionally covered or coated in awesomesauce.

Doing one melee in halo 3 and magically killing five people is about one ten trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion trillion times infinity infierior to a single Falcon punch. And thats without awesomesauce....

by racerbob October 24, 2009

Falco Punch

The reason why I don't have a father

Caption Falcon killed my dad with his signature move, FALCO PUNCH!!

by Faggot2 October 3, 2008

Falcowned

Obliterating your opposition when playing as the character Falco in Super Smash Bros. Melee.

"I got five kills with Falco and you only managed to hit me once with DK, FALCOWNED!!!"

by Dan Rotten December 31, 2008

Flaccid On Impact

1)To have your manly meat spear fail at the precise moment it is needed.

2)To not be soft, but not hard enough for sexual intercourse.

3)To lose faith, and to not lose your virginity.

This is a pun on the phrase "rolled on impact"

Brian: Yeah, I would have totally pounded her last night, but I went flaccid on impact.

by klaus__ October 16, 2008

Flaccid Fuck

When a man who suffers from erectile dysfunctions who cannot afford viagra attemps to have sex with his soft (flaccid) penis.

Tyler was laid off and therefore can not afford viagra so he has to flaccid fuck Abby until he seeks employment.

by Pizza Dawg February 12, 2012

Falcon Kiss

When you tickle the inside of someones butthole with a stick that has feathers on the end.

Hey babe, want to falcon kiss

by Slothinz May 24, 2016

flaccid acid

The cum that ejaculates shortly after a ruined orgasm or other penis deflating event. This phenomenon is described as one of the most discomforting experience for many.

Person 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Sarah!
Peson 2: Yeah bro, but she bit my dick right before I came so she got my flaccid acid.

by Ya boi flaccidacid October 6, 2018