chead

A long but thin penis.

His cheed won't fit in his pants because it is too long, so instead he tied it in a bow.

by BRi January 30, 2003

ched

One who appears to be very cheesy, either by appearance or by the chedly things they say.

Ken: Look at that guy in that that ridiculous, pimped up Honda Civic.

Paul: Christ, what a ched!

by kennyd November 13, 2003

cheddar

1) to express how one is doing somthing fast, more common in baseball and specifically throwing.

abrreviation:chedd,ched

2)as a general term in everyday life it is usually used to describe someones wealth.

1)Guy 1"F*CK that guys throwing CHED."
guy 2"yea, i might aswell close my F*CKING eyes and swing."

2)"look at that turtlefuck, he's rolling in the ched/cheddar."

by B-rizzle, u can call me mike September 9, 2007

Cheddardick

Someone who puts on a false veneer of uber politeness to strangers, great aunts, and authority figures. Insincere sweetness. A suck up. Those who employ this technique can be referred to as a "cheddardick".

"How the hell did Bill get that promotion? The guy is a total fucking idiot!"
"He cheddardicked his way to the top!"

by fugglesnugler June 14, 2016

cheadle

when someone needs to go to the toilet for a 'number 2'

Dimitri likes to cheadle.
When he needs to go to the toilet Dimitri says 'I feel the need, the need to chead'

by geri winslet April 24, 2009

cheddar becky

One with braces who gives painful blowjobs. Also known as a "cheese grater."

Man, that girl gave me some painful head last night." "Dude, didn't you know she's a cheddar becky?

by wite-pw'r August 29, 2010

Chedda Dick

Build up of Smega around the a un-circumsized male penis

That guy has a chedda dick.

by Mictrix February 20, 2011