by brohen August 22, 2009
Get the BEFSTAU mug.A fiery temptress who is utterly brilliant, beautiful and smart. She is strong willed but will be a softie when you get to know her. She is awful at maths and loves nothing more than to lounge about in a reindeer onsie. She is funny, witty and knows how to get her own way. Always sexy and seductive in the bedroom but a cutie out of it.
by kezzles February 20, 2013
Get the Beffy mug.before (BEE four) noun. in this instance, before refers to when families, or individuals, went by their last names -- generally in the Old Country prior to emigrating to the USA. so as not to be identified with any particular ethnic, religious, nationality, etc. the last name was changed to appear more 'American' in order to 'fit in.'
Mordecai: 'Ma, This is Sue, the woman I told you about.'
Ma: (To herself: 'Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...'
Mordecai: (To himself: 'Oh fuck!')
Sue: 'Smith. Mrs. Goldfarb.'
Ma: 'Lovely name, what was it before dear?'
Ma: (To herself: 'Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.')
Sue: 'Before - what Mrs. Goldfarb?'
Mordecai: (To himself: 'Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?')
Ma: 'You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.'
Ma: (To herself: 'Oy vey!) What a lovely creature! I didn't catch the last name dear...'
Mordecai: (To himself: 'Oh fuck!')
Sue: 'Smith. Mrs. Goldfarb.'
Ma: 'Lovely name, what was it before dear?'
Ma: (To herself: 'Jesus Christ, a fucking shikse! My son has brought home a courve, I hope the neighbors didn't see her.')
Sue: 'Before - what Mrs. Goldfarb?'
Mordecai: (To himself: 'Jesus Christ! How do I explain this one?')
Ma: 'You'll have to excuse me, I've got (the) shpilkus. Lovely to meet you Sue.'
by Little Miss Sunshine!! November 10, 2006
Get the before mug.1) Dude, yo beff smell like ass.
2) What the hell have you been eatin? Yo beff smells like the landfill on a hot day.
2) What the hell have you been eatin? Yo beff smells like the landfill on a hot day.
by Ezeerider April 1, 2005
Get the beff mug.Emo kid 1. OMG did you watch the nightmare before christmas last night?
Emo kid 2. OMG yeah I was like jerking off to it because of how emotional it is
Me: Shut the fuck up, I stopped watching that movie when I was eight thanks to you douchebags
Emo kid 2. OMG yeah I was like jerking off to it because of how emotional it is
Me: Shut the fuck up, I stopped watching that movie when I was eight thanks to you douchebags
by DizzyLizzy March 10, 2007
Get the nightmare before christmas mug.Dude! Never piss in the middle urinal, it's totally befus.
I walked into the bathroom at school and saw a pile of cronk in the middle urinal, Befus must of struck again...
I walked into the bathroom at school and saw a pile of cronk in the middle urinal, Befus must of struck again...
by Dirty Bronson September 22, 2007
Get the Befus mug.A shirt you put on while getting ready to go out, before you wear the shirt you are actually going to wear that night while you are out.
"Omg, you're going to wear that ugly shirt to the club tonight?"
-"No, of course not. This is just the Shirt before the shirt."
-"No, of course not. This is just the Shirt before the shirt."
by Corinnabellx3 September 7, 2010
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