Befus

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When a fat chick takes a shit in the middle urinal.

Dude! Never piss in the middle urinal, it's totally befus.

I walked into the bathroom at school and saw a pile of cronk in the middle urinal, Befus must of struck again...

Befus by Dirty Bronson September 22, 2007

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Befus

a person who is acting mentally retarded

John is being a befus

Befus by John Steele December 31, 2006

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Befus • befused • befusticate • Befuckled • befuddled • Besus • Bebus • befucked • Benus • beefus

Befesterday

the day before yesterday
before + yesterday = befesterday

Robert: I really wish I can describe how I felt hanging out with you... not yesterday, but the day before yesterday.
Mia: You mean befesterday?
Robert: Wow, what a genius, concise word that the English Language does not have yet...

Befesterday by Me-Mover May 14, 2019

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befumbled

When someone is really really confused about something.

In "The Bachelor," Hannah B. says I'm like befumbled.

befumbled by mary robertson April 12, 2019

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John Belushi

Great comedian from the original SNL cast.

A Man who would have smashed all of these emo-wussies guitars and then handed what was left back to them,shrugged his shoulders and said:"sorry".

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John Belushi by lick me bumhole September 28, 2004

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Befuckery

The state of being by which one is completely fucked over by everything that could possibly go wrong in any situation or series of consecutive situations. Extremely unlucky.

This emergency room visit has been a real befuckery!

Befuckery by Happenstance February 25, 2010

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john belushi

The funniest actor to ever grace the face of the Earth. He was an original cast member on SNL and starred in Animal House and the Blues Brothers.

Jenny: I love you John Belushi.
Cody: A true mastermind.
Jenny: *Kisses Cody* At last someone understands!

john belushi by Darth_`Eowyn November 18, 2006

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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