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Barlett

/baRˈlet/

The act of including/inserting oneself into an uninvited situation.

Tense variations can be used to denote a previous transgression, current action, or a planned future offense.

PAST: Barletted
PRESENT: Barletting

FUTURE: Barlett
Past tense: "Fucking Jimmy...that mofo barletted his ass into the poker game again!"

Present tense: "Look at that barletting piece of shit grabbing yet another beer out of my cooler."
Future tense: "I plan on smoking enough Indian Hay to kill a baby elephant, so I'll barlett my way to the party with someone."
by McBackup December 14, 2023
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barted

After I ate that burrito, I almost barted.
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Barlett

/ˈBar·LET/

To unexpectedly invite/insert oneself to an event/party/activity or help oneself to someone else's possessions/food/drink.

Tenses
PAST: Barletted
PRESENT: Barletting
FUTURE: Barlett
PAST: "Cheap-ass Jimmy barletted a ride to the Pearl Jam concert and didn't even chip in for gas!"
PRESENT: "James was planning on barletting his way into the party after it became clear the girls did not invite him."

FUTURE: "She never liked anal before, but he was quite confident he'd be able to barlett his way in tonight."
by McBackup December 20, 2023
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Bartender

A highkey therapist, proficient in crafting bad decisions; adept at assisting in romantic pursuits, subtly engaging in flirtation, and skillfully serving as a wingman.
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Bartender

A highkey therapist, helps you at making bad decisions, helps you get laid, lowkey flirts with you and skillfully serving as a wingman.
That Bartender will for sure help me get laid
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Bartcello

Sexual intercourse between two or more homosexual men.
Those guys have done Bartcello.
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Bardlebe

When you shoot at a barrel thinking that it's a mimic. But end up killing Bardlebe, the bard kobold who you were supposed to befriend and help you with your quests.
James, you Bardlebe'd that last encounter. He left behind a wife, three kids, and a cat. Did you know that during the floods last season, he rescued four children from the rapids?
by Factotem1 August 15, 2024
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