crystal alert

Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.

Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.

by jLegend September 26, 2020

Bert Alert

When an emergency meeting is called and you get a boner

Shit! uhhhh... bert alert...

by Bert alert October 28, 2020

Loser alert

A phrase that bullies say when confronting a loser.

The phrase is said by an NPC named "Katie" in the In the original su tart sad story Roblox game. However, the game is currently shut down as of November 2020.

*Sees an innocent little kid* LOSER ALERT!

by im short November 9, 2020

Monster alert

One of two alerts the sim city folks that send alerts to your phone about weather and disasters don't send you, the other being alerts about alien invasions.

Had people gotten the monster alert sooner, they might have had time to prepare instead of react.

by Solid Mantis March 21, 2021

Armin Alert

He’s not the strongest but damn he’s smart and hot ofc. His not the biggest but ayoo his d1ck 😯

Armin Alert is hot

by Armins Wife 😹‼️ May 18, 2021

OG Alert

A Youtube series created by Xinabox on July 7th, 2020.

I'm going to go watch OG Alert

by i8 July 25, 2021

mommy alert

any emo/goth girl with fat tits

(guy 1)omg dude do you see that goth girl in hot topic
(guy 2) yeah dude mommy alert am i right

by [saturn] July 31, 2021