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Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter 

1. Same as saying "don't shit where you eat"
2. Meat meaning "meat injection" and "bread and butter" meaning money.
3. It's not a good idea to sleep with the same people you work with.
Co worker: have you noticed Bam's got nice buns
Me: Don't get your meat where you get your bread and butter
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I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from 

Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

Watch where you’re going. 

It’s when a nigga doesn’t watch where he going and gets yeeted by another nigga
Dam that nigga got yeeted, next time watch where you’re going.

God dammit Kris where the fuck are we?!?! 

this meme is particularly used in pop culture points and shitposts, as you can put them in ridiculous places, much like other green screen memes. this meme originated from toby fox's game delta rune where suzie is bewildered while kris is soulless as usual.
-God dammit Kris where the fuck are we?!?!
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|we're in idk |
|urban dictionary* |
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-fuck!

dude where's my car? 

One of the shibbiest movies ever. Has a lot of really awsome jokes.
1. "dude where's my car?" "where's ur car dude?"
2. "just the chicken, rice, soup, and cookies" "and then?" "no, no and then!" ect..
3. "shibby!"

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?! 

Exclaimed to an individual when you're at the peak of excitement.
While they're still confused you'll inform that they are in fact "IN THE JUNGLE, BABY!" and that they're "GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!"
Works well on people who are high.
Them: "Dude I'm so stoned right now."
You: "Oh? So umm.. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?!"
Them: "Dude what the fuck!"
You: "YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIEEE!!"
You: *rock the fuck out and smash shit up*

dude, where's my car? 

what you say when you can't find your car.
"dude where's my car?"
"wheres your car, dude?"