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Whister Mud Pie

It's a common trend in D1 fraternities to initiate pledges with the good ole Whitser mud pie. First the pledges are instructed to get incoherently intoxicated (as always and for their safety and benefit in this mission). They are then brought some sort of ratchet female, sometimes other females that go to the university that guys have ran through or more commonly referred to now as thots, or sometimes a below average stripper. The female is instructed to take a poop and not wipe, as the pledge has to "eat her ass" and clean her hole for her. Once he has satisfied his cleaning job, he is to pose for a single headshot type picture of himself smiling (teeth must be shown). This photo will be kept in his fraternity portfolio for the duration of his time at college.
Whister Mud Pie is loved by college frat plegdes!
by Barry Luckholtz September 17, 2018
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Red Whipper Snapper

the act of doing a girl while she is on her period, and then proceed to dick slap her in the face with a bloody penis.
"Like OMG he totally Red Whipper Snapper-ed me Ashley!!"
by y'all don't need to know March 31, 2013
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Shit Whiskers

The hairs in your butt crack that always track a little bit of poop when ever take a dump.
I had to thoroughly clean my razor after I shaved my shit whiskers.
by Diddle Jack October 5, 2016
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Cheese & Whiskers

The phrase "Cheese & Whiskers" is used when one is frustrated... This term could be used instead of several profane comments such as "ah, Shit" or "Damn It".

The comment was originally uttered by Mr. Ratt who was a major character in the British children's show "Banana's in Pyjamas" for additional information research the aforementioned TV show and it's catch phrases.
You are walking along with a cup of coffee from your nearby Starbucks (you paid a pretty penny for it) and you trip and dump half of the coffee on the ground. At this point you say in an adjitated and rather angry voice "Cheese & Whiskers".
by brightrattie January 10, 2011
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Whispering eye

An old English term for vagina as stated in the new movie Role Models.
"I miss your whispering eye." -Danny, Role Models
by spensaur March 30, 2009
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whipper snapper

What old people, generally your grandparents, call "youngsters". The word is derived from the term "snapping your whip" which means getting a b0n3r. So basically your granddad is calling you a whipper snapper because you can get it up and he can't. The term has been used less frequently since the development of viagra
"You young whipper snappers!! Always sticking your business in places were it doesn't belong!"
by Matr1z December 3, 2004
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cock whiskers

The appallingly unconvincing and unsubtle 'wear' marks industrially made on high street jeans either side of the fly area, to give the illusion that the person wearing them either:

1) Does something more strenuous with their life than mope about the mall all day and wank over radio friendly garage rock bands.

Or

2) Buys their clothes from charity shops because they're so 'core, but actually can't conceive the idea of leaving the mall.

So called, funnily enough, because the lines resemble whiskers either side of the person's cock.
"Heyyyy, duuuuude, you like my new jeans?"

"Mate, they've got cock whiskers and look like you sat in bleach. What are you even doing?"

"Ohhh... I'll wear my ones with paint on them then. So hot right now..."
by bmr May 18, 2004
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