twat mcwaffle 

When calling someone a twat doesn't seem like enough of an insult. Now they are a smashed unrecognizable, over cooked, crispy twat.

Hey you fucking twat mcwafflel, watch what the fuck you're doing.

twat mcwaffle by Dickhead_supreme January 27, 2017

Twat Stogie 

A cigar or vape pen that has been inside of a woman’s vagina

Zoe heard the principal coming so she turned her favorite vape pen into a Twat Stogie when she stashed it in her cooter.

Twat Stogie by The mad shatter September 8, 2018

twat chisel 

Despite the word twat twat the definition merely means stupid fraud or stupid liar. It is somewhat analogous to troll troll but indicates the person, besides being of substandard intelligence, is a fraud (having a false identity or possibly paid to spread disinformation) or just spreads falsehoods. The word was first used on Twitter about 2019.

"Your remark makes no sense. You are a twat chisel."

twat chisel by Nettlesome March 24, 2019

twat dumpling 

Offspring also known as fuck trophies.

Wife's twat dumplings are really pissing me off today.

twat dumpling by x7slim8x July 18, 2021

twat clogger 

another word for tampon

"she needs a twat clogger for her period"

twat clogger by the official spydaman May 29, 2008

Twat Cabbage 

A women's twat after a long work out at the gym or spinning class. It will result in a funny smell that has a hint of cabbage.

Dude I ate my girlfriend out after the gym... totally twat cabbage WTF!

Twat Cabbage by Dick Fitzwells October 6, 2009

twat you one 

The act of scraping one's nails down another person's arm to convey anger, resentment or the recognition of a derogatory comment.

Chris: 'I fucked your mum'
John: 'Well, I'm going to have to twat you one'

twat you one by C. J. Lynch & D. E. Knight December 9, 2012