Cadillac turn

Cadillac turn means making a Wide turn in a regular car, Cadillac's make VERY wide turns, Its another way of looking cool while driving.

Look at that car doing a Cadillac turn, He almost hit the person in the other lane.

by WackMasta1 September 16, 2006

Bathroom U-Turn

When you take a shit, leave the stall, turn right back around, sit down, and take another shit.

lul mah boiiii made a bathroom u-turn after 2nd dinner done got served.

by mattymetro May 10, 2007

Turn it up

A phrase that today usually means 'turn the volume up' but in the 1950s it meant the same as 'give it up' 'stop' 'quit'.

Tony Hancock in The Foreign Legion (1958-04-15) "Dear big head. I hate you, everyone down our street hates you, why don't you turn it up?"

by Shtumpf November 7, 2012

Right Turn Clyde

What you say when you wan't your pet Orangutan to hit someone.
As in the Clint Eastwood movie, "Any which way you can"

A guy pulls a gun very close to Clint's characters truck, with Clyde sitting in it, Clint simply says "Right turn Clyde" and Clyde levels the guy...

by BigMontana September 18, 2013

Ted Turner

I don't know where that moron got that Ted Turner was a republican. He's probably in the top ten most liberal people is the U.S.

-Ted Turner is a neo conservative
-You're dumb

by Gangsta P.I.M.P. September 6, 2005

Turn off-offer

Version 1: An offer from another person that you previously found attractive (sometimes in the heat of the moment) which completely changed your mind so that you are now repulsed by them.

Version 2: The strategy of blowing people off at places such as bars by facetiously leading them to believe that you are interested in them and then making an outrageous offer meant to turn them off and make them go away.

Version 1:

Woman: "I want you now"

Man: "I want you too"

Woman: "Mmm, I want to give you a golden shower"

Man: "Whoa, wait, what?...no, no, no-thank you! ...that's a turn off-offer"

Version 2: "I would love to go back to your place and meet your pet land snails; Johnny Depp and Tom Brady, ...Mmm... and in the morning I'll saute and hand feed them to you in bed!

Then tells his friends: "I just gave that chick a turn off-offer she couldn't refuse".

by The Civil Word Servant October 15, 2010

Mexican Right Turn

When pulling up to an intersection with a red light, the driver pulls into an adjacent parking lot to his right, then pulls through the parking lot, and exits through the other exit, effectively completing a right turn, and avoiding waiting at the light.

Juan was going to pick up some chickens for dinner, and got stuck at red light. To save time, he blew through the gas station parking lot, and made a Mexican right turn

by Alejandro Fernandez May 16, 2012