Internet Fart Chair

Basically, a chair ususually used by
a geek, nerd, or gamer designed for
sitting long durations in front of a computer.

The "fart" comes in because typically
the padding in the chair retains the
residual flatulence which is outputted
into the chair over a long period of time by the owner.

Often times an IFC will also have holes
or other defects in it, sometimes an
arm missing, torn/holes in fabric, etc, but despite all the damage and/or smell,
the user will typically keep an IFC around until the chair starts to
deteriorate to the point of being
unuseable.

Cloth-padded chairs tend to fit the IFC
profile more perfectly since leather tends to make the fart smell "bounce off" the chair instead of getting trapped inside the padding. A true
internet fart chair may even retain the
fart smell for years.

"James finally retired his beloved
Internet Fart Chair after months of
evercrack caused the arms of the
chair to loosen and break off. "

by drgrant June 6, 2005

Chair throwing stupid

Someone who is so stupid they make you want to throw a chair or another nearby heavy object.

I was in a rage after having to work with Scott because he is chair throwing stupid.

by schwammy January 20, 2011

Gibside chair lift

When you are having sex with a paralysed girl on stairs and you bump her up stairs until she reaches the top

Oh man I totally gave that wheelchair girl a gibside chair lift last week

by anonymous November 13, 2020

mein kampfy chair

Adolf Hitler's Kampfy chair - A book by Adolf Hitler

Hitler: This ist mein Kampfy chair

by TheBestBird April 9, 2016

Arabian lawn chair

When you suck your own dick while a tranny is pissing in your asshole, resembling a lawn chair.

Jennifer gave Me a wild Arabian lawn chair last night

by corn in my bum May 26, 2015

Big Ass Chair

A large chair in the front of Duke Ellington School for the Arts in Georgetown, Washington DC

"Look at the Big Ass Chair"

by Jane April 22, 2005

Sexual Chair Fetish

When the person in question wants or is having a sexual relationship with a chair. Some examples may include pounding the chair leg into your ass or vagina, another example is drilling a hole into the seat of the chair and fucking it with your penis. There are many other ways too but these are the classic ones.

IF YOU WANT ME TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT A SEXUAL CHAIR FETISH PLEASE LEAVE A LIKE!!!

by catrapeman May 19, 2019