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When the person in question wants or is having a sexual relationship with a chair. Some examples may include pounding the chair leg into your ass or vagina, another example is drilling a hole into the seat of the chair and fucking it with your penis. There are many other ways too but these are the classic ones.
IF YOU WANT ME TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT A SEXUAL CHAIR FETISH PLEASE LEAVE A LIKE!!!
by catrapeman May 19, 2019

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So the orange funday is basically when two lesbians fuck two gay guys. Its quite simple but to go into more detail, the two gay guys stick there dicks into the girls anus' and then they have a orgasm. Usually they then pour orange juice over the top of the 'FUN' and enjoy drinking each others bodily fluids.
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by catrapeman May 19, 2019

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When you give an over the top hand job to some guy but you go so hard that the foreskin is ripped clean off.
I gave a handy dandy job to my boyfriend.
by catrapeman May 19, 2019

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I walked into the room when i saw her. My cat my sweet little pussy cat. I rip off my pants with the intention of giving her a little surprise. My penis was now hard, after seeing my cat sleep im sure any guy would go hard. I sneaked up on her and grabbed her. i pounded my dick straight into her ass. she screamed so loudly. AhhhHHh. It felt so good. I continued to pound and pound and pound it felt so good. Blood was coming out of my cats ass and i was ripping out her fur. It felt sooooo good. Thats when my cat went limp. I realized that she had died from blood loss. I had penetrated her way to hard.
cat rape story part two coming soon
by catrapeman May 19, 2019

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