Scottist

Scottist means you are racist to Scott from Total Drama. It's Like Zoey but everyone named Zoey like Zoey Lagroomer, Zoeygurl, Zoey from All stars. Hey i dont make the rules ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mal: I hate scott he big bully
someone idk mike?: yOur sCotTiSt

by DuncanIsSoHot February 8, 2021

scottish claymore

A term used to describe the penis of a man of Scottish heritage.

“Some guy standing next to me in the bathroom told me he wanted to sword fight. I kindly informed him I was gifted with a Scottish claymore and that it isn’t a wise decision”.

by Peter Puller May 7, 2021

Scott

scott is normally a tall blonde haired boy with the most gorgeous eyes. he is the sweetest, funniest, most special person you will ever meet. he always puts others before himself and wants nothing but the best for you. scott’s check up on you 24/7 and will constantly make sure you’re ok. he will love you through everything and give you endless hugs, kisses, cuddles, or anything.

scott has been through hell and back but will always put those he loves first and make sure they have a smile on their face. he is very humble, passionate, and hard working. scott is smart even though he may come across as otherwise. he can do anything he sets his mind to.

scott’s are also sexy asf :). they can hit it lol. he is a very romantic person and will spoil you. he is very loyal to those he truly loves and will stop at nothing to see you happy. he loves his family and is very good with both animals and kids.

scott is overall the best boyfriend, friend, and family member you could ask for. everyone needs a scott in their life.

Person 1: “who is that tall blonde over there ?”
Person 2: “oh that’s scott, he’s the sweetest person you’ll ever meet.”
Person 1: “he’s seggsy ;)”

by yoloig:) June 25, 2021

Scottish constipation

When you are pooping and are on your period at the same time.
(Period poop)
Period blood as red as a scottish person's hair mixed with poop

- I got that scottish constipation it's gonna be a long night👎🏾👎🏾👎🏾

by Pushing poops July 25, 2021

scottquis

Only to be used if you have a brother named (Marquis). Someone who has the swagger of a dagger! Hung like a horse and faster in bed like a cheetah!

Yo, look at that motherfucker Marquis! I am glad his brother Scottquis doesn’t act like that!

by TheQuis November 23, 2021

Scotty Turner Syndrome

Named After the useless cunt Scott Turner, Scotty Turner Syndrome is when the affected is a useless fat nigg that rapes people around him and eats the same evry day and tells extremely un-funny jokes and the person with Scotty Turner Syndrome their peers always let him know he is a piece of shit.

Person With Scotty Turner Syndrome: That fly is bigger than your brain

Peer: Scott You Fat useless fuck Kill your self

by Willywillyboy126969 December 13, 2021

Scott aitkens

if you see this guy RUN HES SO SUSSS

Person a: Yo do you know Scott Aitkens?
Person b: YEAH BRO HES SOOOOO SUS

by Alana Brown February 27, 2022