Spaghetti Straps

Grab a butcher knife and begin to slice a penis into thin strands that look like spaghetti. You then wrap them around your own penis till it turns red to be the spaghetti strap sauce. Then take a photo and send it to the senior citizens you live close to.

I tried the Spaghetti Straps, im now a registered Sexual predator.

by Gorilla fingers lick me April 12, 2011

Seraphinum

A den of angels.

"Heaven has a seraphinum."

by Chaos Angel July 23, 2009

Straptured

Being very low on cash because you spent your life savings on a false prophecy of the end of the world.

Um, you see, I know it's May 22, but I'm not gonna be able to pay any rent or utility bills - because, as a true believer and subscriber to Family Radio, I'm a little straptured.

by lowlights September 13, 2011

strap assist

When a strap, such as a purse or seatbelt, seperates and accentuates female breasts.

Ex: Did you see the strap assist on her.
Ex2: Look at her! Thank you strap assist.

by B. Pervster October 28, 2013

strapitute

Stripper that is also a prostitute.

For a few extra dollars that strapitute will suck you off.

by Sammichpants February 24, 2015

Seraphim

He is unbelievably awesome, strong and sexy.He is far better than even water in Sahara.Megamind and natural born decision maker.Girl's dream man, almost superhero.Incredible friend, but if he sees you are disloyal, he will kill you.The translation of the name is "burning one", so he is hot-tempered and very stubborn.If he loves you, he'll do almost everything for you.Extremely homophobic

Example
Everybody wants Seraphim because he's better than Brad Pitt

by SophieLickMe May 19, 2017

seraphen

an ass when they want but can be tottaly sweet, when asleep. stay away romantics!

seraphen = super emotional and apt to yell. a lot.

by Honney Badger May 30, 2017