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A Stiff-Necked-People

A Stiff-Necked-People = Adjective for the Human condition during Coronavirus Pandemic.

1. Previously an adjective assigned by God to the Hebrews in the book of Exodus, meaning stubborn, as they held to old ways, and made the golden calf.

2. Has ironic new meaning, as Jews and Gentiles alike embraced new ways to worship: meaning "persevering," as they held excruciatingly long seders, or Easter services etc., seated awkwardly staring at poorly positioned computer sceens, and/or spent hours looking down at cell phones, during social distancing quarantine--often finding themselves in physical pain from doing so
Inclined at 15 degrees, the weight of the human head exerts a force of 27 lbs. on the cervical vertebrae and scapular musculature, and at 60 degrees, gravity adds 33 more lbs. So, during covid 19 social distancing the condition called "A Stiff-Necked-People" has run rampant, & "inflamed" the masses--everybody is getting stiff necks, sore shoulders, or has slept weird hours, & awoken with cramped muscles, crashed on their couches.
by z'mirote April 16, 2020
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Cocaine sniffer

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Condom Sniffer

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.
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coconut sniffer

to insult a group of rich inbred relatives.

(usually a different ethnicity than yourself)
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Underwear Sniffer

A man who seeks out other men (sometimes women's) underwear to sniff or bury their face in. Often found in gyms and pools, the ultimate goal of an underwear sniffer is to find unwashed underwear, so they can breath in the smell of a stranger's dick and ass.
I can't find my briefs after gym class until I came across our underwear sniffer coach taking a deep breath from them in his office.
I let him keep them.
by ATotalFaq October 23, 2022
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Dirty Steffen

When you have an sexual attraction towards being the Kaiser of Germany
Girl1: My man just randomly started to overtake Germany while having a boner.
Girl2: Damn girl you have a "Dirty Steffen"
by AndyLetsPlay March 17, 2023
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slick sneaky stiff

To insert one's soft member into your ass while he is sleeping and allowing the member to get hard by means of simultaneous massaging of the balls and prostate stimulation.
I let rick give me the slick sneaky stiff after he passed out.
by slind February 16, 2009
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