Spongebob

Commonly used term in the hood to describe a square, bitch nigga, or a snitch.

"And don't talk to square niggaz, you know, spongebobs
Kanye West niggaz, talking through the wire dawg"
-Slick Pulla

by SnowChief February 1, 2009

Sponker

A girl with lips perfect for a good blowjob. Often full and moist looking. This is a term that came from an Indonesian roomate from college who said it was used frequently in SE Asia.

She's pretty and a sponker!

She's got a nice body and sponker lips.

by GasHeadMike June 18, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants

Singlehandedly to blame for Invader Zim's cancellation. Worshiped by five year olds and trendy 18-25 year olds alike.

Greg: Hey, I went to Suncoast after Psych 101 and bought Seasons 1 and 2 of Spongebob.
Kat: I less than three Spongebob!
The kid that plays in the ball pool at Chuck E. Cheese: Me too!

by Eljay September 3, 2005

Magic Sponge

The quite ordinary sponge used by physiotherapists to treat injured soccer players on the pitch. After applying the damp sponge the player is miraculously healed. This leads many to speculate that the player was only feigning injury in order to gain advantage or a penalty. The sponge is merely a prop to give the impression that some treatment has taken place.
That effing Ronaldo was rolling around in agony as though his leg was broken in five places, then the physio rubs him with the magic sponge and he's fine! There's less diving at my local pool.

That effing Ronaldo was rolling around in agony as though his leg was broken in five places, then the physio rubs him with the magic sponge and he's fine! There's less diving at my local pool.

by Leif K March 31, 2007

sponger

An unemployed person who has made no effort to get a job, and sponging benefit money from the Government.

I hate that wanker Mike. He's a right sponger.

by Dick Harry Ho February 2, 2004

Spone

Verb - to spone; Intercourse while in the spooning position.

We totally sponed last night :o

by Brendo25 January 12, 2008

Sponge

1. Birth control device.
2. Soaking device containing a wiping side and a soaking side for cleaning dishes.

1. This tuna tastes like a sponge.
2. This tuna tastes like a sponge, and not the kind of sponge that soaks up water and grime, but rather the kind that soaks up semen.

by El Barto June 13, 2004