Smith Job

When a bitch wants to give an Italian a hand job but instead she squeezes his dick.

Fuck bro, she gave me a smith job.

by Bobby1236 May 24, 2012

slothenfuss

Being a lazy procastinator

I'm such a slothenfuss for moving the date of my wedding forward because I'm too lazy to plan it.

by retsaocflug February 22, 2013

Sloth Mode

A mood people enter when their energy and motivation levels hit a low.

I was going to make an outbound sales call today, but I've entered Sloth Mode, so I'm just going to sit here and Google stuff...

by DrAwesome150 November 17, 2014

sloth-muffin

This name is used for a person who is not only lazy but hairy as well. They have dry skin and are usually very fat and lumpy! Not only that they smell like an infected vagina and are told this numerous times over. They suffer from a rare disease where they are always hungry.

Alexia is such a sloth-muffin she smells so bad, she has dry skin and is fat as well!

by Anonymous.but.hot July 24, 2015

sloth texter

Someone who takes so long to respond to a text that you start to question if they are alive.

When i text June he is such a sloth texter i always wonder if he died

by Kk that girl March 2, 2017

slothington

(Sloh-theeng-tuhn) A sloth that is very fancy.

Slothington eats crumpets and drinks tea with his (pinkie?) up.

-Alternative- Slothington will pop a cap in anyone's head that gets in the way of what he wants.

by Tooslohforu June 5, 2017

sloth high

The feeling you get after you get high or towards the end of your buzz. This is when you are slow in your responses, extremely tired, and no longer feeling sufficiently high.

"What's wrong jimmy?"
"I'm sloth high"

by Theartist5 June 2, 2018