SMART

Sexually
Molested
And
Raped
Twice

someone who is smart is all of the above, and is ok with it......

by kitty_puss January 18, 2010

street smart

Not safe to be on the streets. to dumb to do things on own. Needs help by backseat driver to park.

Holly is just not very street smart!

by Devin December 22, 2004

Smart Car

What you yell when you see a Smart Car, while immediately smacking the nearest person's forehead. Similar to games like "Slug-Bug", and "Cruiser-Bruiser", but much more rewarding.

*Note: Can be played while driving, parked, walking, etc.

**WARNING: May become extremely fun and interesting if you happen see a Smart Car while having sex.

Person #1: (Sees Smart Car) *Yells* SMART CAR !! (Proceeds to immediately smack the closest person's forehead.)

Person #2: (After momentarily regaining senses) *Says* Ow, that 'smarts' !

by The*Original*SmartCarSmacker August 6, 2012

Smart Water

The water that dumb people drink

I’m dumb I’ll just drink my smart water

by The original dude August 2, 2019

Smart Lives Matter

Those who understand that the phrase "Please wear a mask" does not mean: 1) carry it in your hand, 2) wear it around your neck or 3) wear it covering your chin but not your mouth and nose.

YOU! Yes, you, coming within inches of me, breathing in my face, with YOUR MASK SECURED AROUND YOUR ELBOW!, please respect my right to live even if you don't care about your own, because Smart Lives Matter.

by Monkey's Dad September 13, 2020

Not smart

When you are trying to tell your twin on roblox flicker that they are gonna get you both killed

Twin - I'm twin, where are you twin?
You - you are ####
You - ####
You - # # # #
You - not smart

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo November 8, 2020

Not To Smart Bud

"Not To Smart Bud" is a catchphrase is commonly used as an interjection to point out a person’s mistakes.

"Aww man I just just fell over in front of a cute girl I liked"

"Not to Smart Bud"

by Monkeyspan June 12, 2012