Semeon

A rarely seen Semeon, is a commonly shy but very funny guy with the most amazing hair you have ever seen! Known for his high classed sense of humour he is very independent and never SIMPs. If he ever gets kissed he is a great kisser and a better lover.

H.S. (Girl): Do you know Semeon? He is soooo funny, though I know he has a huge dick too.
Guy: Yeah, I wish I had his sense of humour...

by Semeonlover3000 May 12, 2021

Samson

Samson got this name from the witches of Samsungnia, specifically Angelica.

They didn’t like him having an iphone.

Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Angelica: I WILL NAME HIM SAMSON 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

by shannonthealmighty June 30, 2021

Samson Alabama

Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.

Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.

by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021

Seasonist

When certain items are sold only during a specific season and not throughout the entire year.

McDonalds is so seasonist because they do not sell their tropical smoothie during the winter.

by dickydanceroutine December 6, 2021

segso

When something is fun/sexy

A1: Hey wanna hang out tomorrow
A2: That sounds very segso

A1: We are gonna watch a movie at school
A2: Segso

by pelaajahacks March 24, 2022

Semona

A fruity raccoon child

"Man Semona is so fruity her name even has Semon in it."

by Flat_Froggie May 20, 2022

Seasonal Goth Girlfriend

While there is always a high background level of interest among normies to score a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" this reaches it's pinnacle in the month of October, colloquially known as Spooktober.

The yearning to spend Spooky Season with someone more interesting than yourself is understandable, however most fail to realise the level of commitment needed to keep a Goth Girlfriend satisfied all-year-long. As a result many such Seasonal Goth Girlfriends end up abandoned shortly after Halloween.

Experts note that there is little evidence for this phenomenon being anything more than an Urban Myth. Critics say that those experts never had any chance to score a Goth Chick to start with and are just being testy.

- Hey, I saw you got yourself a Seasonal Goth Girlfriend. Nice job!

- Dude. My girlfriend is an Emo and we've been together for two years. People like you are the reason why society is falling apart. Jeez.

by widebased September 30, 2022