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semon is the definition of an amazing dad, he works all his life because of a difficult child hood that he had. he doesn’t show a lot of emotion but you know he’s a great guy on the inside. you should never take a guy like semon for granted since he is like a rare diamond. once you meet a semon. never let him go.
any: i wish someone actually tried to be a different person. everyone acts the same

tom: you should get a guy like semon, he’s one of a kind.
Semon by shirleyadams October 17, 2019
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Semon is a good hearted person. He shows positiveness towards everything. He is the man of his words. He has a great personality which makes him different than others. He is the everyone wants as their life-partner.

Semon is amazing.
You are a cool person like semon
Semon by Riya Chemmers November 25, 2021
A delectable, non GMO, non-dairy product that is a good substitute for Mayo.
Guy 1: Hey, we're out of Mayo.
Guy 2: *Ejaculates furiously*
Guy 3: *Spreads semon on bread* thanks, bro.
Semon by anonymous March 23, 2022

semon demon 

one who is a cum-guzzling whore, or just likes the taste of semon,
matt: yeah man, she said she wanted to suck my dick and swallow my cum..

todd: hah. whatta semon demon.
semon demon by FuckerTucker February 8, 2010

Semon demon 

A bitch that only stays hydrated of the semon of men/ a cum guzzling whore
Mom: what did you dress up as Halloween at that costume party last night dear?

Daughter: jadens semon demon
Semon demon by Gayguzzlinghoe307 September 19, 2021

cum guzzling semon demon 

An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.
Bitch you're such a cum guzzling semon demon
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