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Samson got this name from the witches of Samsungnia, specifically Angelica.

They didn’t like him having an iphone.

Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.

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Angelica: I WILL NAME HIM SAMSON 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
by shannonthealmighty June 30, 2021
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