Ear rub

When one person rubs ones ear with fingers, or sucks on ear, this particular action almost always leads to sexual intercourse.

I gave her an ear rub, and i'm sure you can guess what followed!

by Jake.m July 5, 2009

Wisker Rub

It's the moustache rub's little brother. A wisker rub occurs when a 5 o'clock shadow is used to provide sexual favors to a woman's private parts.

Hey Jenny, Chad gave me an epic wisker rub last night.

by Urban Definer of the Night April 21, 2010

Aladdin Package Rub

When a guy stares at a chick, rubs his package, and shouts, "rub my package and I'll grant you three wishes!!!"

That chick was so hot, I had to give her an Aladdin package rub.

by billho July 15, 2011

Don't rub it

Phrase used to identify, warn of and compel to cease the following behaviours.

To be soft, To complain, To whinge or whine,

Taken originally from when a cricketing batsmen get's hit on some part of his body by the cricket ball an d has an overwhelming desire to rub said body part because of intense pain... this can be expanded to all examples of softness

"My best mate just cut my grass!" "Don't rub it buddy."

"My gf just dumped me!"

Don't rub it buddy.

by btothedot August 3, 2011

Carribean Jerk Dry Rub

When a person of Carribean origin jerks you off with sandy hands.

I'm chaffing hardcore with the Carribean Jerk Dry Rub I got this weekend.

by Drinking Tom May 30, 2015

Pendleton Mud Rub

When someone shits in your lap while your on the toilet and you grab them by the hair and rub their face in it.

"Brad was on the toilet for 45 minutes, so his wife shit in his lap and he gave her a Pendleton Mud Rub"

by Jebb August 30, 2006

Space Rub

While fingering a girl you slide a finger in her anus and rub them together.

Geoff enjoys a nice space rub every now and them.

by Gordon November 13, 2003