5 definitions by billho
Using your eyes to undress someone other than your partner. Generally done on the sly while with your partner.
by billho May 8, 2011
When a guy stares at a chick, rubs his package, and shouts, "rub my package and I'll grant you three wishes!!!"
by billho July 15, 2011
An instrument used to measure the amount of retardation in a person or situation. The measurement is displayed in units of tard, with a low of one tard and a high of 100 tards. Similar to a Geiger counter.
by billho April 20, 2011
by billho March 9, 2011
The douche bag at the country club/ golf course/ yacht club who has to tell everyone about himself in a blow-hardy way.
Did you hear that Douche Baggington talking about his sailing vacation in the Caribbean? Who gives a fuck!
by billho May 9, 2011