White root juice

cum, jizz, semen. male ejaculatory fluid.

Suzy has been feeling a little sick. She could use some Dr.(insert your name here)'s white root juice.

by Anguished August 23, 2006

Root Canal

For a guy to recieve head and juice all in the partners mouth.

I just gave this one bitch a root canal like no otha foo'.

by Jaimey September 23, 2005

Snap Root

speaking of, or referring to sexual intercourse, breaking a girl off, giving her some root.

Friend Says: What are you up too tonight?
You Say: I think I'm going to go downstairs to the neighbor's and snap root.
Friend Says: You Root Snappin' son of a bitch...

by Root Snapper December 2, 2009

Tribal Roots

When African-Americans gather in groups of 2 or more, and act differently than they normally would act alone. This is usually accompanied by, but not limited to: name calling, lashing out at individuals one normally does not, change of dialect, increased vocal tone, and more aggressive attitude(s).

Why does Roxie act like a bitch to me when Nitchie comes around? Oh it must be her tribal roots.

by NoleFan06 December 24, 2009

C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)

Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!

by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009

Iraqi Root Canal

Skullfucking an AlQaeda member to death. Yes, skullfucking a guy, but not to be gay, just to show them who's boss, goddammit!

Chuck Norris: "America, fuck yeah!!"
Terrorist Bastard: "*gugh!* Halajamagh- *AGH!*"
Osama: "Holy fucking Allah!! It's the Iraqi Root Canal!...Oh shit, that's Chuck Norris!!"

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Root Beer Float

Where one splooges into someone's mouth and then proceeds to drop a sloppy deuce into their mouth. If the density of the poop is greater than the splooge, then the splooge will float to the top creating the illusion of a root beer float.

Person 1: "Man I'm hungry for a Root Beer Float!"
Person 2: *fap*fap*fap* "Say ahhhh..."

by Roberto Windows December 27, 2008