laundry room

Noun - A state of being under the influence of one's favorite drug. Taken from the Nirvana song 'Sappy' which has a chorus of "You're in a laundry room" over and over. Despite the song's meaning having nothing to do with the slang definition, the term was coined under the influence of a good deal of acid.

"Yo, you trippin' man?"
"Yeah, I'm in a laundry room"

"Hey, where's Jeff the junkie?"
"Don't even bother, he's in a laundry room right now."

by RedKennedy April 3, 2009

Cleaning your room

When you go into your room, close the door and turn the vacuum on so no one can hear you. You then begin to dry hump your bed. Soon you take your pants off and begin to violently masturbate. You get so into it you begin to throw things and knock things over and then you jizz everywhere.

Example of cleaning your room:

Jill: So why haven't you been answering my calls?
Brian: Ive been cleaning my room.
Jill: I hope you used the vacuum

by theking0514 November 4, 2010

romcom

something you will subject yourself to in hopes that you might get your dick wet.

I sat through that entire romcom, AND THAT CHICK NEVER GOT NAKED!!

by JarvisCristo December 14, 2010

champaigne room

Where no sex takes place, no matter what a stripper tells you.

"There is no sex in the champaigne room" - Chris Rock

by Rshizzle April 16, 2008

rumpus room

The place to sleep, watch movies, play pool, play table tennis, and most of all to get pissed when we get the chance.Cold as a cunt at night so bring a sleeping bag.

Tomo:Lets go play some table tennis and pool and shit.
Ben: yeah i wana beat you at pool you mofo.

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005

Boys Locker Room

A place where you will hear lots of moaning and the yelling of the word daddy and other sexual things that will make the 62 year old gym teacher hard. once in a blue moon someone will want to lick your feet, pee in their mouth, or try to give you a blow job.

In Boys Locker Room

Friend: David clearly cheated and the teacher didn't even give a-

Other Boy: DADDY!, *moan* it won't fit daddy

You: what the fuck-

Other Boy: I'm very hungry daddy, please put your massive, throbbing cock in my mouth and feed me your seed I promise to drink every last drop

by PepsiMan42069 August 24, 2019

No room at the inn

The act of inserting all the individual pieces of a nativity set up your anus until there is "no room at the inn"

"I tried to sit down for Christmas dinner the other day, but the night before there was no room at the inn so I couldn't"

by Ricky Beans December 30, 2007