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Rockmelon 

1. Rockmelon is a word used to describe 2 similar types of muskmelon that can also be referred to as a 'canteloupes' or 'canteloups'. The fruit originated in India and Africa but is now grown in Europe, America and Australia for commercial use.

2. RockMelon are a 4 piece punk rock band from the United Kingdom, well known for wearing convict style jumpsuits when playing festivals and large events.
1. Tim: "Hey John have you ever tasted Rockmelon?"
John: "Rockmelon?"
Tim: "Canteloupe maybe?"
John: "No idea what they are"
Tim: "Well they're wicked tasty"

2. Tim: "Hey have you ever heard the music of RockMelon?"
John: "No I haven't"
Tim: "Fuck, John, what the hell is wrong with you? Have you ever done or seen anything in your life?"
Rockmelon by Ilikebaguettes February 25, 2009
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rockmelon 

Man 1: do you like rockmelon?

Man 2: what the actual fuck is wrong with you?
rockmelon by The Infinit 1 March 8, 2022
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RockMelon 

One of the elamelon
Person A - I found the rockmelon and watermelon Person B - Good now all we need is the firemelon and airmelon
RockMelon by KickassElmo June 29, 2023

rockmonster 

"yo son i gave a rock to that rockmonster down the street and she sucked my dick for it but it wasn't as good as a normal crackwhore because she is a rockmonster."
rockmonster by White foolio March 29, 2004

Mr. RockMonster 

Oh, look a RockMonster.

Mr. RockMonster is a cool rock

Rockmondo™

The deliverer of the rocking. Often associated with the CC den sayinz. Rockmondo is a trademark of PDoorknob industries.

Rockmondo originated as a catch all term for someone who knocks a brother out. It is a combination of the word rock, and the name Armondo, the benevolent rocker.
That boi finna get rocked, ROCKMONDO™
Rockmondo™ by PDoorknob October 9, 2017