"I just kicked that homeless guy's change cup into the gutter, and I am feeling a little Ayn Randy. Say Buffy, maybe we should retire to the Hummer for a quickie?"
Friend One- "I got a gram of cocaine."
Friend Two- "I got an adderall!"
Friend Three- "YES!"
Friend Four- "YES!"
Friend Five- "YES!"
Friend Six- "That's a Dirty Randy!"
When a female lies on top of a male in the 69 position with shit on her butt cheeks but doesn't know it. The guy sees it and eats her out anyway.... And he likes it!
Guy 1 " u know jones gets down and dirty right"
Guy 2 " y do u say that"
Guy 1 " he gave some bitch a nasty Randy and had the skid marks on his face to prove it"