pokesturbate

The act of starting a poke war oneself on facebook repeatedly for pleasure. Technically impossible to lose or win, which leads to a paradox and an eventual rip on the space-time continuum, destroying the universe as we know it.

"My roommate caught me pokesturbating when he came home from class early"

"I feel like a naughty boy because I pokesturbate in the library"

by ZapRowsdower December 28, 2007

Poking Guts

A humorous and exaggerated way of expressing how deep a guy goes in a girl.

Dude 1: Oh man I slammed that chick so hard last night, I went in so deep I was poking guts
Dude 2: Shibby

by Cesar Arroyo February 14, 2008

pokestevemon

A Canadian dude that wishes he was black.
He has an account on BlogTV.
He is quite popular, but I'm not so sure why.

He claims not to be a pokemon nerd, but wears the pokemon hat during EVERY show.

Person 1: "Hey, why are you watching this douche?"
Person 2: "LOL HES FUNY."
1: "No he isn't. He's hella immature... and possibly gay."
2: "HES NOT GAY, HES HOT!"

(pokestevemon (in background) *starts rapping*)

2: "Hurrr..."
1: "Oh God, please no."

by Maxwell's Demon August 20, 2008

Poke (virtually)

To poke some one virtually means that you push a button on a website that says "poke". Often you would be able to poke other people.

The "poke" button is a very annoying and stupid application that can (and will) drive people crazy.

Poke (virtually)
Emil pokes Andrea because Emil thinks he is cool. Andrea pokes Emil back.
For every time Emil pokes Andrea, Andrea gets more and more pissed.

At some point Andrea will rage and poke even more. Finally Emil will get so pissed he pokes Andrea for real in both her eyes so she cant see the "poke" button anymore.

by CELSDK October 5, 2011

Pokegar

Youtube channel run by a child aged from 4-16 that mainly does SSBU videos or Pokemon videos.

Dylan: Did you see the new Pokegar video?
Jirel: Yeah, it was pretty good. Too bad the kid has such a squeaky voice

by NotSaul974 April 15, 2020

pokeathon

The act of going through one's facebook friends list, usually in a sexually desperate state of mind, and "poking" as many of your available (or questionably-available) opposite sex friends as you can in an attempt to receive a return "poke" from at least 1 person.

Amanda: poke!
Andrew:
Brenda: poke!
Carla: poke!
Danielle: poke!
Eric:
Heather: poke!
.
.
.
etc.

Boy: "Man, I hope this pokeathon gets me laid!"

by mr.bojangles4251 July 22, 2011

Pokemon

Pokemon is a video game that started in tokyo. It is a game in which you have three choices to start out with, Bulbasaur, Charmander, and Squirtle.(The different games as they get newer versions vary by color, Pokemon Red and Blue, Pokemon Yellow, or even now some gemstones, like Pokemon Diamond And Pearl.) You travel through the region going on adventures, fighting other trainers such as Gym Leaders, and discovering and catching new Pokemon. Pokemon then became a show, starring "Ash Ketchum" who was a ten year old boy who on the day of the "Poke-give-away" slept in and instead of the given starter Pokemon, was given Pikachu, an electric mouse Pokemon. Ash travels throughout the Kanto Region and meets many people such as Brock, the Pewter City Gym Leader, and Misty, The Cerulean City Leader. Pokemon is an entertaining video game and is appropriate for all age groups in my opinion. it is also a pretty good tv show. check it out c:

Boy One: So i just bought the new Pokemon game, Pokemon Black.
Boy Two: I bought Pokemon White!
Boy One: Pokemon is the coolest c:

by OmegaYourMeem:3 December 1, 2011