paediatrician

A doctor specialising in children. Not to be confused with paedophile, who sexually abuses children. In the UK, a pack of vigilantes nearly lynched a paediatrician because they got a little bit confused.

The paediatrician fixed the physical damage caused by the paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 12, 2003

panda pandaing

having sex; fucking; making love; getting your "groove on";

Girl 1: I hit my head on the wall so there wasn't any panda pandaing last night.

Girl 2: Lame.

by zenmechanic March 17, 2009

Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib

Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib is an adjective used to describe people who are the most sensitive, pretentious and as vulnerable as a panda. Known to be the most weirdest person when interacting with girls. This person is also the CEO of Panda Fighting Club.

Guy 1 - "Dude, so I was watching over a conversation in a chat and this one guy kept backbiting about me to a girl he has barely ever talked with!"
Guy 2 - "It is highly possible that that person was an Alpha Panda Haqib Shakib."

by Sania Jamil September 20, 2021

Let's drop this panda

A phrase used to commence the execution of an event or activity, in Lehmen's terms, let's get this started

Gina: Are you ready to play Cranium?
Kayla: Let's drop this panda!

by Ultra PP October 10, 2008

PANDA BEAR

1. (n.) large black-and-white herbivorous mammal of bamboo forests of China and Tibet;
2. Someone with large deposits of fat on their upperback.

Did you see the fat rolls coming out of her dress? what a panda bear.

by lmills December 16, 2007

panda-eyed

to have two black eyes

"Dang, that tough chick is totally panda-eyed!"

by Sigfried & Kremhild July 6, 2005

Crouching Panda

The Crouching Panda occurs when you are climbing a flight of stairs and you trip on a step. You put your hands out and catch yourself before you break your face on the steps. This position you are in is called the "Crouching Panda". If this occurs at school, your backpack may fly over your head and block your vision possibly causing you to trip some more. This makes the "Crouching Panda" twice as funny to see and three times more embarrassing.

"Dude, i was checkin' out this girls ass when i was going up the stairs, and i pulled a crouching panda. It was so embarrassing..."

by Chase61 January 26, 2010