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Murphed

The act of Murphing. Murph (the person performing the act) grabs your ass cheek and his hand wanders further forward toward where you would normally be fingered. This is an over the pants experience, he tries to penetrate you with his fingers. A Murpher usually has a girlfriend at home, another girl on his arm while the act is being performed, and you're just a third party cause. This act is usually performed in a Frat basement.
Last night at the frat house Murph Murphed me!

I was Murphed last night.
by Sammvv August 23, 2016
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Dusty Murphy

Aunt Claire never met a man who met her standards, therefore she had one Dusty Murphy.

Bill was a virgin until he died, he had one Dusty Murphy
by Ioannes Magnumus July 14, 2010
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Morphtronic Jizz Rag

Joey:I Just Saw A Morphtronic Jizz Rag
Me:You Saw Your Moms Vagina?!?!?!?!
by Yoshi Boy July 30, 2010
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Marphos

A creepy guy beyond all human levels.
That guy is such a marphos
by CatchMeNow35 January 19, 2011
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Murphy Lee

Murphy Lee or should I say Mr. Tohri Harper is one of GOD'S SEXIST CREATIONS. He is the best St. Lunatic yet. And he carries himself in such a funfilled way.
Just look at any of his pictures.
by ReesesPieces8301 January 6, 2004
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Morpheus Phreak

Expert in all things Microsoft related.

Always correct.
by Anonymous May 18, 2003
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Mighty Morphin' Power Stranger

The act of wearing a toy Power Ranger glove on ones hand, causing said hand to become numb, and masturbating using that hand. Lubrication not required, but strongly recommended.
After growing tired of giving himself regular strangers, Chuck slipped on his pink Power Ranger glove and gave himself a Mighty Morphin' Power Stranger.
by Mr. McNasterhash January 28, 2010
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