Morris Ball

A game of baseball invented by Morris Middleton. Played by the kids in his neighborhood, with him as coach. They will often try to hit him with a bat, but more often than not they won't. The idea of Morris Ball is to chase Morris with the bat and tag him with the ball, thus scoring a run. Whoever tags him the most times wins the game. This was first played in the Middleton's strip May 25, 2005.

Bryant: (walking down Nuthatch Lane and sees the Middleton's house. Hec is across from Bryant) Hey Hec, let's go scare Morris. Let's play Morris Ball!!!

Hec: You're on!! I used to play baseball a lot when I was a kid. Memphis Redbirds, remember?

Bryant: (chanting) I'm gonna scare on Mor-ris. I'm gonna scare on Mor-ris!

Hec: Okay, but let's be quiet so he doesn't see. (takes his baseball bat and sneaks up behind Morris tagging him)

Morris: (turns around scared) What did you do that for? Were you playing Morris Ball?

Bryant: We sure were! We just wanted to scare you.

Morris: Well, you sure scared me. Want to chase me? Try to tag me again. (he runs off laughing)

Hec: Watch out, he's sneaky! We're gonna have to get up really close to him. (starts laughing)

Bryant: (runs up behind Morris) Boo!!!! Gotcha again! Now isn't this fun?

Morris: Yes! It sure is. We'll have to teach this one to mom. She'd love it!

Bryant: Gunny Granny? She coaches this dang stuff. She wouldn't want to play it. But then again, she's probably scream if we tagged her.

Beatrice: (hearing Bryant) Who says I wouldn't want to play that. Looks like fun, honey. Can I play the next game with you, too?

Bryant: Anytime. Morris Ball is awesome.

by Dusty's Baby Powder June 18, 2011

Morbus Gerutius

It is a terminus which defines the psychological disease which makes a boy who's really often horney but don't show it that much, that he thinks that he would get the cutes and hottest girl exist or he knows. The problem is, the mens that got this "p.d." are more like not good looking in the eyes of the women.

Person A: "Oh man, look at this girl , she's so cute and looks super sexy"
Person B: "You won't get the girl in 100 ages, you should do sth against your Morbus Gerutius".

by MorbusAnalysus August 20, 2011

mobism

You have 2 or 3 mobs and they huddle together to make mobism.

"I came over the rise and saw a mobism"

by Mobs June 15, 2014

Troy Morris

To injure or impair oneself, on account of being old.

"ah man, I did a Troy Morris today and put my back out at the gym!"

"- Dude, did you see that old guy fall over and couldn't get back up again?

- Yeh, what a Troy Morris!"

by 07frenchcanadian November 1, 2010

grace morrison

Has the secret identity of Gracie Morrison. Can't actually pull an all nighter

Grace Morrison: hello, my name is Gracie and I pulled an all nighter at girls camp
Smart person: liar

by @Yo bOi November 22, 2017

Jim Morrison

The GOD of rock and roll and also the sexiest man to ever walk this earth. PERIOOOTTT

Angie: “oh my god have you seen Jim Morrison?!”

Amaya: “yes oh my god what a ICON”

by Good Ol’ Stepdad December 11, 2018

Phillip Morris

When a male, giving oral pleasure to a female, is dipping or chewing (i.e. Copenhagen, Skoal, Grizzly etc.) and leaves the product inside the female's vaginal cavity.

Rex used The Phillip Morris technique when he left his dip inside her, gotta spit it somewhere.

by Fecelphobia May 13, 2008