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To injure or impair oneself, on account of being old.
"ah man, I did a Troy Morris today and put my back out at the gym!"

"- Dude, did you see that old guy fall over and couldn't get back up again?

- Yeh, what a Troy Morris!"
by 07frenchcanadian October 31, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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