mind-chewing 

Which "chews" the mind, i.e. hits it strongly for being particularly surprising, amazing, awesome.

I haven't seen anything particularly mind-chewing lately there.

mind-chewing by fl0 March 5, 2012

mind test 

It usually occurs when you are trying to expose someone's inability to perform a certain action because you are already aware that he/she can't get it right.

You are giving a mind test when you give a flimsy excuse and ask someone that has never driven a car to take your car key and drive you back home.You have already known the answer before asking that person to drive you home.

mind test by Zezino March 2, 2014

Mind fuck 

the time where you zone out thinking about Fucking someone you know you will never get with usually with a smile on your face a nd a blank stare

Dude! you were totally mind fucking that girl and she saw you staring!

Mind fuck by Crazychris April 14, 2014

mind sleeze 

someone who is always thinking of dirty raunchy sex

I don't care that, that dude talks about sex a lot but he is always talking about the most nasty dirtiest shit he can think of....what a fucking mind sleeze.

mind sleeze by mind fucked May 15, 2014

mind dog 

To mentaly categorize someone as a 'dog' whilst verbaly leading them to think of them self's as the complete opposite

Girl: "hey babe do you want to come to the servo with me"?
Boy: "nah I'll just wait here for you"
Girl: (sigh) "ok ill just go by myself then" ("thinks to self:"ok I'll just go by myself then Dog" )

Girl tells friends on way to servo: " see that look I gave him full put him on the mind dog"

mind dog by moremagicthanharry October 10, 2014

Mind Clear Testicles Clear 

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.

When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"

Mind Clear Testicles Clear by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 28, 2015

mind the queue 

When you should be working and taking cases and not making silly or over-complicated reference jokes or browsing joke websites.

Mind the Queue. Mind the Queue? MIND THE QUEUE!

mind the queue by Jon Boice October 26, 2015