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Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
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Malcontent

A person who is dissatisfied and rebellious. A person who always complains and never can be optimistic
Chuck G. is such a Malcontent. He always complains at work and uses his poor attitude as an excuse why he never advances at work
by FrankieMo87 November 10, 2021
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Maycena

Maycena is a beautiful girl, and one of the best friends you could possibly ask for. She will always be there for you, you just have to make sure you're there for her too. There's always going to be something about her that you love from her personality to her eyes, she's just stunning in every way. She loves to write. That's what she does all the time, typically with her bestie. She also loves to bake, her best recipe will always be Snickerdoodle. She's just the type of person you know you can rely on and one of those people where you would not talk for several days and then pick up the conversation like nothing
Maycena is the best.
by teagan.love November 20, 2021
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marcono

The definition of the G.O.A.T. Good at everything he touches, pulls every girl, has a humongous penis, can dress, and gets money.
Chad is a marcono bro.
by sixteenhundo November 21, 2021
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Mayloni

Mayloni is a smart black girl who will beat any bitch ass. She can also shake her ass like she was born to do so. She is a great friend and sticks up for all of her friends.
Mayloni is my best friend
by Hayward girl November 21, 2021
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Mayon

Someone who's introverted and really likes their own space. They are the ones with the most bitches too. Rare name, rare game👽.
Everyone wants to be like them and girls want to be with them
Josh: Hey dude, the quiet kid is such a Mayon.
Jack: Damn right he is, i wanna be friends with him🥶
by Pussyslayer9198 November 22, 2021
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Maconha

The herb of happiness and sex, is your life bad? Smoke marijuana.
Fumei maconha e minha vida ficou perfeita.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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