Masturbation

To stroke your penis, causing you to ejaculate, now commonly referred to as fapping

Jim: Masturbation is a GREAT way to pleasure yourself

by FluffyMan20 May 9, 2016

masterbation

getting off

jacking off

by henry chhum March 7, 2003

Masturbatio

One who gets the most exaggeratively masturbated on than anybody else in the local area or group.

Guillermo: I got this! Looks like your gonna get another lickin' Matt!

Matt: Aw, come on! Why is it always me?

Rissy: It's because you're the masturbatio!

by P. Quigley June 9, 2011

No Masturbating March

A Month where you cannot masturbate, such as No Nut November But different. Other monthly challanges are No Jerk-off January No Fortnite February No Masturbating March No Ass-Slapping April No Meth May And so on and so forth

Alan: I'ma go home to masturbate
John: Hey u can't do that it's No Masturbating March
Don't be like Alan
Get a calender

by WhyLolHey2 February 16, 2019

mastubation

To play with ones self. five knuckle shuffle, chock the chicken, to have a hand shandy, self love.

The act of bringing ones self to climax, generally using ones hand or that of someone else.

I've sprained my wrist, I really should work on my mastubation technique.

by t00t May 13, 2005

Intellectual masturbation

To engage in a passionate discussion with someone you are feicely sttracted to about a subject that fascinates the pair of you intensely, to the point at which one or both participants become sexually aroused.

S: "Human history is a series of revolutions of the modes of production"
J: "Mmm... Keep talking dialectics to me, I'm almost at full mast"
S: "Go play with your means of reproduction"
J: "This is some intense intellectual masturbation"

by Mr. Comrade August 17, 2015

stealth mode masterbation

The act of whackin it very quietly, like when everyone is home or someone is right outside the room. Turn the volume down really low.

Yo man the other night I was so horny so I did some stealth mode masterbation.

by Trippinballs February 1, 2007