magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 June 19, 2016

The Magic Nose

Nitrous Oxide, as administered at the dentist's office

I was afraid of the dentist until he offered me the magic nose.

by Snozzberries420 July 31, 2010

ninja magic

The act of pulling out pubic hairs and sprinkling it on someone or something.

My cousin sprinkled some ninja magic on the customer's plate and placed the food on top. Should be a surprise.

by myhoopt July 4, 2016

Magic onion

The act of making people fuck off

Annoying person: hi you seem cool

Me: Magic onion

Annoying person: *walks away crying*

by Kyeforce_forever June 22, 2016

magical grass

Pretty much the way weird people say weed

Tyrone you got the magical grass
Hell ya

by 420tttdyshd June 18, 2015

Magic Chrome

A little boy who has not hat puberty that is obsessed with Harry Potter and fantasizes about tail pipes on trucks

''That boy is a Magic Chrome''

by ruger6mm December 17, 2016

Magic fag

A type of spliff made using a small amount of leftover weed and/or kief mixed with a healthy amount of tobacco.

Primarily made from tobacco with at least a 75:25 tobacco:weed radio.

“I’ve got a bit kief in my grinder, let’s roll a magic fag”

by monkebomber October 10, 2021