northern magic

Masturbation performed by someone of northern origin.

"Now then our kid, I could do with some northern magic"
"Ey up cocker, have you had any northern magic today?"
"Eee by gum, you were having a northern magic!"

by Andy Tiger May 26, 2005

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Noisy Magic

Noisy Magic,is a word for sex, to keep it on the down low so that you don't raise unwanted attention from people.

You: Yo dude,me and Jordan just had noisy magic the other night!
Friend: Dude that's fucking awesome!

by TyDy_M March 03, 2019

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magical grass

Pretty much the way weird people say weed

Tyrone you got the magical grass
Hell ya

by 420tttdyshd June 14, 2015

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magical surprise

following sexual intercourse with your partner doggy style, after pulling out your wang you spit on his/her back, and upon him/her turning around you skeet on his/her face.

sally's face was cum-covered after i gave her a magical surprise.

by victoria-00 November 20, 2006

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magic dolphin

That one girl/guy that you find uncontrollably attractive. You want to be with them but.... as we all known from Leviticus 4:5: "And the Lord said, let the Magic Dolphin be unattainable, because fuck your dreams."

Fuck, bro beans.... that girl right there is my Magic Dolphin.

by MJFire0511 April 08, 2016

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