magic josh

Magic josh is a person who typically claims to be magical. A magic josh can be seen driving a juggalac and always talks about his magic, but they are never prepared. Their hobbies tend to include drinking, smoking, and making babies.

Where's the magic tricks...magic josh didn't come prepared.

magic josh by jennykfosho April 13, 2010

magic cookies 

A game you play when you are high on weed or LSD involving a dark room or staircase, a flashlight, and a group consisting of you and your friends. When the flashlight is turned on, the person who wishes to hold it first must trace it on the walls and/or ceiling. He/she must keep the beam of light, (which should always be shaped like a circle), moving in a circular motion. The flashlight is passed to everyone in the group. The object of the game is for someone to classify the circle of light as a magic cookie. Hopefully, if the game is played right, more than one person will say, "Hey! That looks like a freakin' magic cookie!"
Hent! The name of the game! The winner(s) can win anything the group decides on. One last thing! They must be high when they decide the prize!

We got so high on the herb and acid that we decided to play magic cookies last night. Me and my BF won, so our prize was some more free weed!

magic cookies by peachpie88 August 30, 2011

Magic: The Gathering 

A trading card game that doubles as a girl repellant. If you are afraid of girls, buy boxes of these cards.

Girl: Are those guys playing magic? I think I'll take a detour.

Magic: The Gathering by TakeTheVeilCerpinTaxt August 31, 2005

Magic Carpet Ride

A magic Carpet ride is when your doing a chick and donkey punch her. You then ride her down the stairs.

I had a Magic Carpet Ride with my girlfriend down the spiral staircase.

Magic Carpet Ride by HP July 18, 2003

magic finger 

The finger a girl uses to masturbate with. plural form would be magic fingers.

Mary: yeah i was masturbating last night because i was just so wet
Dave: oh, so which finger is your magic finger?
Mary: Left hand, middle finger.

magic finger by DS magic touch December 1, 2011

magic love potion 

noun: the secret combination of beer and date rape pills in a unsuspecting girls drink.

She wasn't interested in me at all until I gave her some magic love potion. After that we hooked up and have never been happier.

magic love potion by Anonymous December 3, 2002

magic stick

i got the magic stick I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you maaagic
(What? What?) Maaagic

magic stick is the best song by lil kim

magic stick by laughingcat1963 December 28, 2007