African Zimbabwean Method

African Zimbabwean Method (Ultra-Cinematic Edit) — noun
A totally theatrical, definitely-not-authentic overnight hack that conjures slept-in waves and maximum gossip value.

How it “works” (crazier steps):

Moon-mist: lightly mist hair with water — call it “moonwater” for theatrics.

Zodiac parting: split into 7, 9, or 13 sections (prime numbers = drama).

Phoenix coils: twist each section, loop it into a tiny cinnamon-roll-shaped coil, tuck the tip under.

Sock turret: roll a fluffy sock into a donut, stack two if you’re feeling legendary, and crown your head—secure with a silk ribbon.

Feather & ribbon charm: tuck a harmless feather or ribbon into one coil for “wind-readiness.”

The Chant: hum a two-note loop or whisper a nonsense password to “set the wave.”

Thermal trick (safe): wear a silk scarf to keep moisture in; avoid heat tools while sleeping.

Dawn unravel: gently unroll each coil, finger-separate, spritz a tiny bit of leave-in, scrunch, and flip for cinematic movement.

“How did you get those waves?” — “African Zimbabwean Method, I’ll teach you the sacred sock turret later.”

“You mean you just slept like that?” — “And hummed a chant, yes.”

by ForgottenMethodzz August 26, 2025

Parini Method

Stimulating oneself sexually before partaking in a long distance running event so as to increase ones testosterone levels and thus, run faster.

Tom: Hey, where's John?

Steve: He's in the bathroom using the Parini Method.

by Brisbane367 September 21, 2014

siso method

slow in slow out! put it in slow, pull it out slow.

Jacob:” Did the siso method on Jackie, she gave in instantly!”

by girlapol May 8, 2024

Renz Method

The method of obstinately trying to prove your right even if you are completely wrong just to prove a worthless point in an argument.

When you say a word correctly but in the wrong context, you are using the Renz Method.

by Emotional Damage February 4, 2022

The Aila Kross Method

When you masturbate in order to induce sleeping

I couldn't sleep last night, so I used the Aila Kross Method and went right to bed!

by ThecultistEXE May 27, 2025

WTF method

One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.

1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."

2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."

by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022

The Carroll Method

Founded by one Tyce “Carroll”, the Carroll method is a revolutionary recovery method for sicknesses of all kinds. The Carroll method involves sleeping in 5 hour bursts then waking up to drink approximately 1 liter of water or diluted gatorade. Overall the Carroll method covers the best of both worlds in rest and hydration.

“Wow, Thanks to the Carroll method I am recovering faster than ever!”
“The Carroll method allows for me to continue doing the activities I love!”

by Tyce(BigMan) April 17, 2024