Daddy issues

The trauma from have an absent/negligent or abusive father from childhood

Every bastard got daddy issues. Single moms can’t fill that male model role for their sons nor daughters

by JusforGiggles May 12, 2023

Government Issued Jetski

A bureaucratic prostitute. Most often visited whilst on vacation at your mother in-law’s house.

I’ve really got to get away from this woman and spend some time doing a bunch of paper work before coitus with this government issued jetski. Jay is gay.

by Voxicles May 23, 2023

daddy issues

something which i have and am trying to fix, serious definitions below/above this

Urban.Ass has daddy issues

by urban.ass July 14, 2023

Matriarchal Issues

Like daddy issues, but when yo momma was just queen ruler and now no woman can measure up to be the mother of your children.

Bro1: Bro why you can't keep a girlfriend all these girls are bomb dot com.

Bro2: Bro I just can't see these girls raising my kid. Children need consistent direction and we just don't see things the same way.

Bro1: bro, you got matriarchal issues.

by WhiteHead69420 August 30, 2023

Granddaddy Issues

Daddy issues but with your grandpa

My grandpa isn’t in my life, I have granddaddy issues

by Queen Alexandria December 26, 2023

Abandonment issues

Someone who is scared/worried of someone might be abandoning them.

Sometimes leads to attachment issues.

Ex1 : You might have abandonment issues.

Ex2: It may lead to abandonment issues.

Ex3:He's the reason why you have abandonment issues.

by GeyGuy October 3, 2023

Skill Issues

When someone’s credit check comes back flat denied can be shortened to Skill Issue

Oh no seems like your credit came back as a skill issues

by Dank Me Me October 5, 2023