immediate ejection

Noun.

The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.

Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.

They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!

by Looger November 1, 2007

immaculator

One who proposes an outcome of incredible, magical, or illogical proportions and you know he is an oversized penis spewing ejaculator. Always involves money and a false sense of security. TV evangelists, George Bush, any salesman.

Did you hear that immaculator got caught with a prostitute?

by mr butcher March 15, 2008

Immaculate Infection

married heterosexual couples who claim they have no idea how they became infected with HIV

Jim and Jane have been together for 12 years and just found out they are both HIV positive. Both say they have no idea how they got it; it must have been an Immaculate Infection.

by that chick! April 28, 2010

immature ejaculation

Similar to premature ejaculation except male acts childish and throws a tantrum.

It was just an immature ejaculation all around, i mean he was throwing clothes across the room, yelling, crying; i must have been really drunk.

by Kif-exel March 1, 2011

immoral oral

The act of performing or receiving oral sex while on the phone with your boyfriend or girlfriend, and acting as though it is a normal conversation.

I got some immoral oral while i was at Jane's house last night, and my girl didn't know a thing.

by Jusanigathatlovetities May 11, 2012

imma do me for a while.

Hoe language for saying she's done being a hoe for about a week or two.

Girl 1: imma do me for a while.
Girl 2: how long before you suck dick.

by real.niggas. 21 April 2, 2015

Immortality

Immortality is defined as the indefinite continuation of a person's existence even after death. In other words, it is a never-ending existence, regardless of whether or not the body dies. I mean, it is the state of being able to live perpetually. -Emeasoba George

Immortality is synonymous with eternity.

by Emeasoba George April 15, 2018