a girl comes home from school during a rainstorm, and starts screaming, " yoohoo, parents, get my dinner ready, I want to go a friend's house later tonight.
father, from the living room:
young lady, immb, I won't stand for it, i mean your manners. Kodem koll, since it was a huijovij climate outside, take of your shoes and raincoat, then go
take a shower so you don't schwitz cuhm a chaizer, and please do
everything I told you to do comme du monde, and then ask me nicely to prepare your dinner.