Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”

Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020

Head ass

A term used to describe some who does or says something illiterate or when someone says something you don't like you add head ass at the end of your joke

Boy: you ugly as shit dick head.
Boy 2: shut the fuck you look like Sofia from the color purple wit yo "all my life I had to fight" head ass

by Fat back billy March 6, 2017

headlights

seeing a womans nipples through a see through shirt

her headlights were shining through her shirt

by handle August 14, 2003

amber heard

An adjective for abusive women.Also a piece of shit.

Dude,she is such an Amber heard.You gotta break up with her mate.

by p20kin April 27, 2021

I wish I were Heather

Conan Gray's adorable gay ass expressing how his crush chose 'Heather', this perfect little barbie doll that is amazing in every way, over him.

It's a metaphor on how he says he wish we were Heather so he could be finally loved by his crush for once.

Heather: "Hey Jackal, looking good today!"
Jackal *crush* : "Hey Heather! Wanna go to the movies to watch that new horror movie?"
Heather: "Sure!"

Conan, on the verge of killing himself: "I wish I were Heather"

by iwishiwereheather August 20, 2020

Heart Boner

The cardiac equivalent of a penile erection. This is often caused by an overabundance of love felt which resulted from an emotional stimuli, rather than a physical stimuli which is often the case with a penile erection.

In other words, your girl (or boy) does something so cute/thoughtful that you feel a surge of swoonfulness, often causing a rush of blood to your chest and an overall feeling of being wooed.

My girlfriend gave me a hockey t-shirt today which gave me such a heart boner.

by LawSchoolNerd January 20, 2009

Heavy Metal

Contrary to about 400 of the definitions already listed here, Heavy Metal has nothing to do with Marilyn Manson. Heavy Metal is a genre of music inspired by American Blues music, in which people began to exploit the characteristics of the electric guitar to create louder, more discordant sounds. Heavy Metal is characterized by fast tempo, agressive rythm, and grandoise lyrics, often involving such themes as drug abuse, death, or political issues.

Megadeth, Metallica, Judas Priest = Metal

Marilyn manson, Linkin Park, rapcore music = Not Metal

by MasterChef April 1, 2005