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Haplomemes

When people on messageboards and forums discuss genetics and make memes about genetics that include PCA charts or haplogroups. Often such discussion is repetitive and engaged in by people who know little about the subject but will post genetics related images anyway, for example equating haplogroups with personality traits. Thus the term Haplomemes is appropriate. Additionally haplomeme discussion can be more insidious; sometimes users post meme images that accuse another ethnicity/nationality of having some sort of undesirable lineage in some way, for example memes that suggest South or East Europeans are non-European and thus less worthy.
*sigh* 'another Haplomemes thread.' 'You don't know anything about genetics, you just spam autistic haplomemes'
by Haplogrouper June 20, 2019
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happywallet

Slang for that coveted state of affairs, a sense of financial security.
Whether they are Republicans or not, if Americans are content with their stock portfolio growth, they will vote this jack-off back into office because happywallet is a powerful motivator!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2019
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My Happy Hand

One's preferred hand for masturbation. The dominant hand always used to self gratify. The other one just doesn't feel quite right.
by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017
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im so happy for you

The thing you say when you are trying to hide your true feelings. You normally mean the opposite while saying this.
Are you still trying to find a bf

Yea It’s great I’m talking to the cutest guy rn

Oh that’s great I’m so happy for you(he says dying of jealousy)

Im so happy for you
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happy naked time

1. To have sexual intercourse.
It looks like Tim and Brianne are about to go have some 'happy naked time.'
by jdillpickle May 12, 2007
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Happy Monday

"Happy Monday" is a weekly internationally distributed email based newsletter full of breasts that keep you Happy on Monday’s.

It's subscribers belong to "The Kingdom Of Happy Monday" - a delightful and wonderful place, headed by King Monday and his loyal band of sub editorial merry men - "The Tittie Committee".

According to legend, on thy 8th day God created the Boob. And God saw that it was good, but lonely. So on thy 9th day, God created another. And it was...awesome. He then made sure King Monday took control of Boobies worldwide given his great appreciation and knowledge of them to spread the joy to the people of the Kingdom.

Why Happy Monday? It's simple - don't hate Mondays! It's one seventh of your life! If you die when you're 70, that means you spent 10 whole years of your life complaining that it's Monday...and that just won't do.

So thanks to Happy Monday, subscribers don’t complain anymore - instead riding into their week with a sunny disposition after learning to spend one seventh of their lives being truly happy, giddy and occasionally taught to be a better person.

Apparently, a woman's biggest annoyance is having a man talk to her chest all night. On the other hand, a man's biggest annoyance is seeing boobs he can't touch.

Happy Monday aims to help men learn to maintain eye contact.

Lots of Love and Boobies.
Subscribe to: friend@happymonday.com.au
by Happy Monday August 8, 2010
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saint happening

Same as ain't happening or not happening. Reference of a highly comical Capital One Commercial featuring David Spade.
Customer: Can my miles card get me to Mexico?
Agent: no way jose.
Customer: Saint Thomas?
Agent: Saint happening.
by jim17g April 5, 2005
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