The Shitty Gritty

When you're at the beach and get a handjob and use sand for extra friction.

"My girl gave me The Shitty Gritty a month ago and my penis is still raw"

by Maverick402 June 15, 2019

you over cooking my grits

When someone is stepping in someone else’s way figuratively. Expecting too much from someone else

I already let you borrow $100 and now want another $100? You over cooking my grits!

by Dvron May 14, 2021

Soupin' on my grits

1. When someone is up in your business.
2. When someone is harshing on your vibe.

3. Crossing a line

4. Or a Buzzkill

My nosey neighbor said the music was too loud. They were totally soupin' on my grits!

by The Golden Rulers September 3, 2022

harmony and Gritz

Describes da eventual outcome of da infamous Ruby Ridge standoff.

If da government had treated Randy Weaver properly in da first place, and not used entrapment and violence to try to get him locked up, there would likely have been no need for da "harmony and Gritz" tactic dat they resorted to in da end.

by QuacksO July 25, 2023

sloppy bowl of grits

A. Sloppy, wet, and sometimes hot vagina on a female, usually on the larger size."

B. A huge bitches wet pussy.
C. Aka dat cut up

"Ooooh she's like a sloppy bowl of grits."
"She's had so much cock is like a sloppy bowl of grits down there."

by BDCD143 May 24, 2024

get the grits

Throw a pot of boiling grits on an abusive person (typically a man)

*An abusive groom keeps harassing the bribe-to-be*
Somebody: "If that man keeps hitting you you better *get the grits*"

by stchroma May 28, 2025

Adams County Grits ALA Gary

The act of picking a stalk of sweet corn, shucking the individual ears, leaving them on the stalk, and inserting the ears into multiple asses. While inserted, the low inserted ear controls the tempo, as not to break an ear off in a participant's ass.

We drank a bunch of Miller High Life, grabbed some fresh sweet corn, and pulled of an Adams County Grits ala Gary. Joe was low man and Jerry got an ear of corn stuck in his ass.

by mailman2504 September 29, 2025