Gabe

A Gabe is a retard who looks like Bruce the Shark from Finding Nemo 2. A Gabe says he can bench press 100 pounds but can barely lift 20 pounds because his hands are smaller than his penis. A Gabe also sucks off his “friends” and tries to be funny when he can’t make a meme for shit.

Michael: Did you see how bad he got roasted?

Ron: yeah dude that was brutal, he became a Gabe there for a minute.

by SmallBaldPenis May 14, 2018

Gabe

A man thot that can’t be loyal and has a small ass dick. (Childish Hoe)

“Bruh Gabe is a fucking pussy” - Gerald
“Yea bruh he’s so childish” - Ronald

by Weonlytellthetruth March 13, 2019

gaberlunzie

A gaberlunzie is actually a wild sheepdog indigenous to dry arid regions of Oceania and New Zealand, mate!

"Fuck me, me gaberlunzie is goin' haywire, mate!"

by Mate May 13, 2005

Gabe

A beta male who has a 1 inch wonder. He is a mega fag and plays PUBG regularly.

Gabe? Oh I heard he is obsessed with Scott!

by Cool dawg 2000 June 5, 2018

cack gabbler

When a chick is choking on some dick.

That girl is swallowing a dick, look at that cack gabbler.

http://www.collegehumor.com/picture:1608289

by timmad December 22, 2008

Goober gabber

You dad on a asian woman while the asin woman is screwing a goat whos masterbating and eating pizza

holy crap its goober gabber

by Dylan March 4, 2004

Gabe Newell

Synonymous with "lazy fuck" or "that fat lazy fuck".

Q: Why is Steam so awful.
A: Gabe Newell

by ColonelSuckMeOff January 15, 2019