hedda gabler
A sexual maneuver where the man, just before he achieves orgasm, pulls out, sets the woman on fire, shoots her in the head, and climaxes by fucking the exit wound.
"Dude, they're putting you away for life? That sucks, bro."
"Yeah man, I guess I shouldn't've given her that hedda gabler."
"Still, it's better than dating the bitch."
or
"You like it rough, baby?"
"Yeah. Do something rough to me."
"You ever hear of a hedda gabler?"
"No."
"Good."
"Yeah man, I guess I shouldn't've given her that hedda gabler."
"Still, it's better than dating the bitch."
or
"You like it rough, baby?"
"Yeah. Do something rough to me."
"You ever hear of a hedda gabler?"
"No."
"Good."
hedda gabler by Tesman January 13, 2008
Related Words
gabler • hedda gabler • Hedda Gabler Syndrome • Gabber • Gable • Gambler • gabberflasted • gaber • Gaberial • Gaberiel
Hedda Gabler Syndrome
Hedda Gabler, in Henrik Ibsen's play, became infatuated with Ejlert Lovborg (her husband's academic rival and Hedda past fling) and persuades herself that she can be the one to change Ejlert from his wrong handling of liquor and make him a better man.
Similarly, women in today's day and age, as in the past, who can be grouped together under the Hedda Gabler Syndrome, are women attracted to 'bad boys' and they strongly believe that no matter what the boy's flaws are, these women will be the ones to change them and transform them to a better version of themselves. Another characteristic of the syndrome is that this belief turns out to be delusional and it does not get put into practice.
Similarly, women in today's day and age, as in the past, who can be grouped together under the Hedda Gabler Syndrome, are women attracted to 'bad boys' and they strongly believe that no matter what the boy's flaws are, these women will be the ones to change them and transform them to a better version of themselves. Another characteristic of the syndrome is that this belief turns out to be delusional and it does not get put into practice.
Random examples in different versions of the Hedda Gabler Syndrome:
"Hedda believing she will help Ejlert, through her love for him, to quit being an alcoholic and reach his stellar academic writing talent."
" Woman x: He has been known to fear commitment, but I will make him change"
"Woman y: He has been known to be unfaithful to spaghetti al pesto, but once he tastes mine, he'll gain 50 pounds, guaranteed."
"Woman z: He is addicted to drinking, gambling, online gambling, diet coke, zero coke, cigars, cigarettes, soft drugs, hard drugs, sleeping, sex, red bull, nicotine gum, but I will help him come clean and sober up.'
"Hedda believing she will help Ejlert, through her love for him, to quit being an alcoholic and reach his stellar academic writing talent."
" Woman x: He has been known to fear commitment, but I will make him change"
"Woman y: He has been known to be unfaithful to spaghetti al pesto, but once he tastes mine, he'll gain 50 pounds, guaranteed."
"Woman z: He is addicted to drinking, gambling, online gambling, diet coke, zero coke, cigars, cigarettes, soft drugs, hard drugs, sleeping, sex, red bull, nicotine gum, but I will help him come clean and sober up.'
Hedda Gabler Syndrome by threelittleonions June 16, 2010
Matthew Gray Gubler
a skinny white male actor/author who never wears matching socks and looks like he doesn’t get any sleep. this little fuck will destroy your love life the moment you lay eyes on him.
Matthew Gray Gubler by mgglittlebitch June 2, 2020
Matthew Gray Gubler
This man is the sweetest yet hottest man to walk the earth. He has ruined the chance for anyone to find love because all we want is him. He is a skinny, mix matched socked sexy beast and I’m in love.
Matthew Gray Gubler by oliviagublerreid October 10, 2020
matthew gray gubler
an actor who plays spencer reid on criminal minds and voices simon on alvin and the chipmunks. the most perfect man known to humankind.
matthew gray gubler by babyeater666 July 18, 2020
matthew gray gubler
the HOTTEST of the hot. who would have thought anyone could be this attractive! the voice of the one and only simon the chipmunk and spencer reid
matthew gray gubler by Jxstjem June 5, 2020
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