Grandma

A mother of a mother. If she has grandchildren , then she is a builtin free baby-sitter and or someone that can help or watch your children for you , since they don't have anything else to do.

Mother: Hey mom what are you doing tonight?

Grandma: Nothing just watching NCIS

Mother: Then can you watch Timmy for me ?

Grandma: What are you doing? Yes I can

by Some who knows! January 27, 2014

Pickle me grandma!

An exclamation of shock or surprise when you see something amazing.

*a girl is pegged to a clothesline by her nipples, spinning around*

"PICKLE ME GRANDMA!!!!"

by TwentyMayBeTwenty May 14, 2010

Grandma

A mean old hag that blames you for everything that ur younger sibling does and tries to ruin ur life. She is a fat "lady" that makes u want to kill ur self.

Girl: I'm having suicidal thoughts.
Therapist: It's probably her grandma's fault.

by A_GIRL2018 May 23, 2018

asian grandma

A crazy bitch who likes to pretend that she is innocent. She is unsanitary and gross. She is not like your typical loving grandma because she cannot cook. In fact, you fear her cooking. Who knows if the meat is even cooked through. All asian grandmothers have the same ear length hair that is somewhat curly. All asian grandmas have the same fashion (ugly prints, floral patterns, etc)

Oh crap. My asian grandma cooked chicken. Well, time for food poisoning

by ColumbiaIsFarTooFuckingClose February 17, 2015

grandma

Your guy neighbor with a saggy ass who tries to act cool but he's not.

My neighbor is a saggy assed grandma.

by Dezzie Fezzie Bo Bezzie August 3, 2008

rizz up grandma

sorry timmy but the powers that be say you need to rizz up grandma and ship here to canada

oh good god! it appears they are going to rizz up grandma

by Ziloth/lemons are cool January 26, 2023

Grandma

(noun) One's first lay. Characterized by her lack of attractive features and old age.

John: Hey Steve, how's that grandma of yours doing?

by Thomas Marchet February 5, 2008