Emergency brake

You idiot, It's called a hand brake it the UK, and 'smarter americans'? what a joke! who's stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. No-one! that's right, you're the idiot.

You'll never drift round that corner without using the handbrake

by Jack March 20, 2005

ham-and-eggers

People who always always want more than their entitled to. (The ham AND the eggs).

Man these, ham-and-eggers just won't realise they're not on the list and they're not getting into this party.

by cityclass June 11, 2006

Eggerz

1. An annoying person
2. Someone who has pictures of eggs all over their binders
3. A homophobe

1. Freaking Eggerz!
2. Eggerz added another egg sticker!
3. "I love you!"
"I'm not gay!"
" . . . EGGERZ!"

by Kitty Klub April 26, 2007

Emergendanger

The point at which, when some idiot is walking along the side of a narrow country roadway, and two oncoming cars pass each other exactly at the point they pass the walker who fails to move his ass further to the side, saving himself from becoming a victim. Instead, he creates an emergendanger situation, placing his life in peril, the fool.

Man walking along side of a country road places himself in an emergendanger by not stopping his walk to watch as two cars pass each other at the exact spot where he is in the road.

by TraderManSam December 29, 2009

Egerton

Egerton is the best university in Kenya. It's located in the Rift Valley Province in Nakuru city. It was founded by a British settles going by the name Lord Maurice Egerton back in the days before Kenya got her independence. It is currently government-owned and offers just very many courses. To see more about it you can visit www.egerton.ac.ke

Egerton universityKenyatta universityNairobi universityMaseno universityMasindemuliro universityJommokenyatta university

by Kingbuyer August 21, 2011

Egger'd

verb (used with object)

1. The act of being given the task of fixing the unfixable.
2. The process of being incapable of prioritizing triage of care.
3. The process of filtering coffee with a sieve too large to allow retention of grounds.

"We are discouraged because we got egger'd last night and will be cleaning up that mess for the next few weeks"
"Sorry the coffee tastes bitter as I egger'd it this morning"

by Goteggered November 2, 2012

emergency roll

The act of rolling a blunt in the dire situation that no else know how to effectively do it. The urgency to smoke over takes the desire for a well rolled blunt.

Friend: I've got the weed. Who wants to roll?

Other Friend: No one here knows how to roll bro.

Friend: Damn, all I can do is emergency roll! Guess we gotta deal.

by TheFezz April 15, 2014