Dick

1. Something you do not have.
2. Nonexistent.
3. Appears not to be there.

You: Wanna see my dick?
Girl: it doesn't exist.

by Hailioli October 8, 2017

dick

A standard unit of measure for practically anything.

It costs 5 dicks in the store. (price) It was 4 dicks long (measurement).

"How do you get to main st?" "It's 3 dicks south and 4 dicks to the east and you'll see it right on the left". (directions)

by dickbeem October 23, 2017

dick ----

William's dick. As big as a school bus.

dick ---- was in my tiny ass pussy last night! It felt soooo good!!!!

by giant dickerya June 14, 2016

Dick

1. Slang for male genitals.
2. A male that acts like an asshole
3. Nickname for Richard.

1. His dick was so thick and long, when it was inside of me I yelled at the top my lungs, it was painful but so pleasing.
2. Hey, stop being a dick!
3. Dick, did you bring the loud.

by a.beautiful.imperfectionist July 23, 2016

dick

A nickname for Richard, you dirty-minded freak.

My name is Richard, or Dick for short.

by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019

Dick

A long or short muscle thing that spurts out this white shit

Girl 1: “Omg girl that dick was terrible i should buy a dildo.”

Girl 2: “That sounds like a great idea, im sick of bryan’s short stick.”

by addrath February 20, 2020

Dick to dick glazing

When one nigga hopping on your meat then another nigga join in to do the same

“This dick to dick glazing Ong”

by Bigdckrandy23 May 8, 2023