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White Delight

What a White woman experiences after having sexual intercourse with men of other racial groups (black, asian, latino).

Because a white man's penis is too soft and useless without viagra and penis pump, a white woman will usually seek out non-white men for her sexual needs.
White woman: I need sex now!
White man: Just a sec honey *looks for penis pump and viagra pills*
White woman: Hurry up! I'm so wet its dripping down my thighs!
White man: just a moment hun!
-30 min later-
White man: ok it's up!

White woman: I'm going out, going to get some White Delight from the Asian studs at the gym.
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Afternoon Delight

The act of having sex during the afternoon hours of the day as opposed to the far more common nighttime hours.

The term was originally coined in the 1976 hit song "Afternoon Delight" by the Starlight Vocal Band. Due its lighthearted musical style, the song is often misinterpreted as being one about the general fun and innocence of being in love. Only upon close inspection of the lyrics does it become obvious that the song is actually about having sex during the afternoon hours of the day.
I went home to have lunch with my wife, but we ended up having a little afternoon delight instead.
by Sodakak September 14, 2016
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Facebook Delay

The time period one allows when someone has written on one's wall, sent one a message or otherwise been facebook-acted upon. This is a tool used to hide the true amount of time someone has spent on Facebook, so as not to appear as one who has nothing better to do.
Guy 1: So this really hot chick I met last night friended me and wrote on my wall, so I wrote back.
Guy 2: I hope you allowed for a Facebook Delay so she knows you're not a huge loser.
by mogzubc October 21, 2009
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They are most certainly not delicious!

A line said by SpongeBob when he and Patrick were walking by a billboard advertising Barnacle Chips.
Patrick: Eat Barnacle Chips. They're delicious.

SpongeBob: They are most certainly not delicious!
by Master Tonberry March 13, 2005
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Delusional

When someone clings to the opinions in their head despite the facts. Often times these people do not want to measure the accuracy of their opinions and believe their situation is overly unique.
Tom is delusional, he thinks he is the best parent in the world but his kid is 4 years old and cant spell his own name.
by Dilemmas.co November 16, 2020
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deltarune

Surprise game created by Toby Fox as a follow up to UNDERTALE (though not in the same universe)
Person 1: Have you seen Deltarune?
Person 2: Whats that ?
Person 1: Basically Undertale 2...
Person 1:... HOW DID I NOT HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!
by Jpsgames November 13, 2018
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delbollocks

A person who has a huge ego. They will try to teach there followers various tasks but will fail as they have no prior knowledge. Usually wear a baseball cap and have a lazy eye. Will also paint everything they own in black paint
They said to do it the way they did? What a delbollocks. I don’t think they know how to do it properly themselves
by Werewolf panther December 28, 2018
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